The Kiwi criminals, Dale and Sheryl, were joined by former work mates and were reported to have been first spotted in the Aussie convict hide-out bar Walkabout early in the evening. Fire fighters were called to the scene to deal with the smokin’ hot dance-off between One Shot Shorty and Mike Hoyle.
The convict crew made their way uptown to Litten Tree for more drinks and dancing shenanigans – including a frighteningly accurate mass rendition of the video clip from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.
Two local police officers are being questioned after having been caught socialising with the convicts, apparently unaware of the danger they posed to the public with their blinding bright orange boiler suits and sick dance moves they were prepared to unleash on the town.
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