Monday, December 31, 2007

Hogmanay, Edinburgh

Edinburgh is the beautiful capital city of Scotland and the home of ‘Hogmanay’ – the best place to be anywhere in the world for celebrating New Years. That’s just where we were for all four nights of the big event.

We were joined by Sheryl’s brother Phil and his wife Cheryl and together we made our way from Kings Cross Station in London early on the Saturday morning to Edinburgh by mid-afternoon. Engineering works in the north of England temporarily forced us onto a coach but the delay was pretty minimal.

Edinburgh impresses the moment you step foot out of the Waverley train station and onto Princes Street. The famous old castle on the hill at the top of the Royal Mile overlooks the gardens, a river centuries ago, and the old buildings are as impressive as you’ll find anywhere in Europe.

Central Edinburgh had been transformed into party central with fair ground rides on both sides of the gardens and buildings, lamp posts and trees were decorated with bright lights.

Our accommodation was booked and paid for a number of months ago and even at that early stage it was impossible to find anything in the immediate central area. We had eventually settled with The Holiday Inn just past Murrayfield which, for those of you that know the city, really isn’t that far away. Only ten minutes or so by bus which ran frequently from Princes Street.

The hotel was nice and even nicer was the fact that we pulled a cheeky one on them and squeezed four of us into a room with two single beds! That meant more money for more important matters, like eating and drinking.



(From Kings Cross to Edinburgh!)

Day One – The Torchlight Procession

After dropping our bags off at the hotel we pretty much headed straight back to town for a bite to eat before joining up with the masses for the opening night festivities. It was called the ‘Torchlight Procession’ and we really hadn’t read up much on exactly what it was but were pleasantly surprised to see literally tens of thousands of people with burning steaks parading down from The Royal Mile, across the gardens, up Princes Street and onto Calton Hill.

They were lead by a group of Scots dressed as Vikings who wheeled a Viking ship to the top of the hill to set it alight. It was great fun and I can most definately recommend attending a mass public burning if you ever get the chance!

After heading back down the hill we were entertained by a five minute firework display – Hogmanay was underway!



(Fireworks kick off the 2008 Hogmanay on Princes St)


(Burning Viking Ships on Calton Hill)


(More from Calton Hill, including real life Scottish Vikings!)

Day Two – The Night Afore

On our first full day in Edinburgh we decided it best to do the touristy thing and visit the Edinburgh castle. We spent a good couple of hours wandering in and out of the various parts of the castle like the old prison cells, the military museum and of course took time to admire the brilliant panoramic views of the city.

Afterwards we met up with Matt, Kim, Ray and some of their UK mates at a nearby bar.

Then it was off to the second night’s events – The Night Afore.

Some 20,000 people took to the streets in amidst a festival of music, street artists and some good old fashioned random monsters in animatronic suits! It was by far one of the most spectacular events we’ve been to – especially the massive inflated monsters cruising above the masses and controlled by several people down below.

It was off for a quick night cap with Matt, Kim, Ray & co. before slipping back to the hotel. After all, we didn’t want to peak on New Years Eve Eve.



(The spectacular views from up on the hill at Edinburgh Castle)


(A carnival of various music, performance and really weird monsters!)

(Line dancing and enormous inflatable monsters attacking people from the skies!)

Day Three – The Street Party

The only disappointment of the big day was the fact that Mary Kings Close, a series of underground roads from an era gone; built on top of what is now known as The Royal Mile, as the tour was booked out for two days. Luckily for Sheryl and I this meant we would be able to go on our last day before leaving for Glasgow.

With no glass allowed in the cordoned off area we decided it a good idea to buy some wine from a local wine shop and transfer it into plastic vessels. Two bottles of Dashwood Pinot Noir and two bottles of Montana Reserve Chardonnay were now in empty 1.5 litre bottles of water. As good as magnums really.

The rain began to lightly drizzle but the four of us still had a couple of bottles of Veuve to knock off to kick off the night. With shelter hard to find we were left with no choice but McDonalds. It’s highly unlikely that’ll ever happen again!

We slapped on our jimmy hats (the Scottish tartan hat with flowing ginger hair) and hit Princes Street. It was still early, around 8pm or so, but we picked a good spot half way down the street and started to have a drink. We got chatting to a couple of local guys who were using their four dozen cans of Tennents Lager as a handy little seat.

Phil and I had high hopes of making the following day’s newspaper. A photographer had asked for us to pose in our jimmy hats both kissing a female copper on the cheek. Of course we obliged but sadly the photo never made the rags the next day. I’ll say no more!

As the night wore on the street began to fill up and by 11pm it was so busy you could barely move. By now some 100,000 people were on the streets and ready for the big count down. As the countdown began I set the video camera running and it seemed completely unbelievable that literally as the clock struck midnight the memory card reached it’s limit!

The fireworks went off from up on the castle but the low cloud cover meant you couldn’t really see much. N’ay bother, as the Scots would say.

Shortly after 1am the streets began to empty out and by 3am most people, including us, were on their way home with the buses running late in the night.


(Our, ahem, magnums of wine...and the impressive castle on the big night)

(The jimmy hat crew trying their hardest to fit in with the locals!)

Day Four – The Day After

It was well into New Years Day and just about lunchtime by the time we rolled out of bed (well, three of us made it out…Cheryl!) and Phil, Sheryl and I wandered down the road to a pub across from Murrayfield for a much needed bite to eat and a soft drink (or Guinness if you’re Phil).

As you can imagine activity was fairly minimal after a big night but we did manage a tour of the Scottish Whisky Heritage Museum. The tour involved a brief education on the history of whisky and how it is made, as well as one or two samples. Sheryl and I aren’t huge whisky drinkers, especially not on New Years Day, so ours went to Phil who, with his fondness to a fine malt, tucked away nine little bad boys! Good effort.

We met up with Matt, Kim and Ray one final time (at a bar called ‘The Tron’!) shortly after and to our amazement Cheryl managed to make it out of the hotel after all!

The following morning we parted our ways. Phil and Cheryl left early to catch a flight back to London to get to work in time while Sheryl and I made our visit to Mary Kings Close, unfortunatel there were no photos allowed down below but we grabbed one from outside, before grabbing our stuff from the hotel and heading for the short 45 minute train journey to Glasgow to meet up with Nikki and Craig (photos from Glasgow, Stirling and The Highlands are coming soon!).

(What else would you expect but a great night in 'The Tron'?)

(The gang shortly before our goodbyes, and the streets below the streets - Mary Kings Close)

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Our second Christmas in Kinson

Christmas Eve this year was spent much like last year with John, Angie, Mark and Jenny coming round for drinks and nibbles (anyone who has met my Nan will know a visit without food is unheard of).

After pressie opening time the following morning it was over to John & Angie’s for a top draw Christmas roast! As you’d expect the rest of the day was spent lounging about sipping on a glass of wine or bottle of beer. A vintage Christmas Day!






Saturday, December 22, 2007

The Jeff Stelling Drinking Game

Just a quick word on the last weekend before Christmas and a mention for a birthday party for a guy from work (Robbie) and a certain ‘Jeff Stelling Drinking Game’ involving some 15 or so others. It all kicked off in time with the traditional 3pm Saturday kick off time for the nation’s football matches and the Sky Sports Soccer Saturday show with legendary host Jeff Stelling and the necessary vidiprinter for the afternoon’s drinking antics.

The quick low down on basic rules are as follows:

Shot of beer to be consumed when…
  • A goal is scored in any of the top three divisions
  • A red card is dished out in any division

Non-stop consumption of beer when…

  • Presenter Chris Kamara talks. This is particularly dangerous (I should also point out at this time that not only does Kamara yap a lot but he has an awful perm and is a former Sheffield United player)

Shot of Jagermeister or similar spirit to be consumed when…

  • Your team scores

These are just the main rules but I think you get the idea – it can get quite messy, quite quickly!

Anyway, we left the Walkabout Bar after the full time whistles were blown and headed back to Robbie’s flat in the centre of Bournemouth before picking up some kai and a few more drinks. We left just shy of 10pm but some of the lads carried on worse for wear into the night, for what they can remember of it anyway. We weren’t to leave though without a customary rendition of the Aotearoa anthem and haka lead by Robbie and his Kiwi mate Ollie.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Barclays Christmas Bash

Going back a few weeks was the Barclays Christmas Party held in The Ballroom of The Pavilion theatre down by the waterfront in Bournemouth. It was a sit down dinner for some 800 people followed by drinking and dancing. There was a band, a DJ, casino tables and a ‘fun room’ full of all sorts of weird stuff like a horizontal bungee, inflatable sumo suits and those funny oversized boxing gloves.

Entry was only a fiver, including champagne reception, so you can’t complain too much about the average meal but the events afterwards were classic.

All of the elements of a good work Christmas bash were there:

- Co-workers not being able to handle their drink and doing silly and embarassing things (eg. putting Sheryl’s lip gloss on and posing).
- Lots of dancing, lots of crazy new dance moves.
- A massive congo line at the end. An absolutely must, surely.
- Inappropriate smacking of the female boss’ bum including by Sheryl, and later inappropriate mooning of the female boss by three co-workers in the car park.

All in all we had a really good night out. But every silver lining has a cloud and for us that was a hang over the next morning. Why on earth we volunteered to go into work the next morning I’ll never know, but it was only for a few hours and the time went pretty fast.

I should also point out at this time that I did wake up to the biggest UPW (Unidentified Party Wound) I’ve ever had. It took me a while to figure out how on earth half of my right wrist was black and purple from bruising. It later came to me that I had attempted to high five Bobby from work and missed and hit each other. Bobby is an amateur volleyball player so I can only imagine the impact on my wrists was like that of a ball he was smashing over the net. Still, it healed up fine about a week later and no damage done!







Monday, December 10, 2007

Shezza's Birthday Weekend

With it being Sheryl’s birthday on the weekend just gone we thought it would be a good time to invite her brother and sister-in-law down to Bournemouth for the first time. Aside from the fact that we had some of the worst weather we’ve seen this winter, we had a pretty good time!

We were actually pretty lucky with the weather. It was forecast for torrential rain and gale force winds here in the south west but we hardly got wet all weekend, although there wasn’t much escaping those cold winds. When it did rain, we were in a pub somewhere or another. Funny that.




On Saturday afternoon we took our guests down through the gardens in Bournemouth and along the pier. The beach was completely deserted, as you’d expect, but the surfers were out in force. We went for a drink and a bite further down the line to the Harvester pub at Durley Chine, followed by a cheeky quick one at The Cow in Parkstone.




That evening eight of us dined at La Strada Italian restaurant in town. The food, wine and atmosphere was excellent. Sheryl had a massive balloon that sang happy birthday when bashed, and we all sang our own rendition when the cake was brought out. A pretty successful birthday dinner I’d say.









Following that was a couple of drinks in the nearby bars ’60 Million Postcards’ and ‘Bar So’ (Phil later described their cocktail making skills as so-so).

On Sunday we walked around Poole harbour and old town, stopping for a “rain break” in The Antelope pub. There was to be two more pub-stops that weekend. Firstly was in The Hogshead in Westbourne on the way home, and later that evening at our local The Bear cross for a family meal out.

Christmas is only ten days away now. Freaky. We have our work Christmas do at The Pavilion this coming Friday which should be quite a bash - 800 or so party goers with a champagne reception, buffet and casino rooms!